Welcome to Toastergate, where the truth is about to get crispy. We're talking, of course, about the alleged cover-up involving the world's most powerful toaster.
According to sources close to the government, the toaster in question was not just any ordinary toaster. No, no, no. This one had the power to... Well, that's classified. Let's just say it's not good.
Join us as we follow the trail of breadcrumbs, er, breadcrumbs to the heart of the conspiracy: