Toastergate Scandal

Breaking news: a toaster has been accused of treason.

Details are scarce, but sources close to the matter claim the toaster in question was caught with a stash of burnt bread.

Witnesses report the toaster was seen "toasting" a piece of toast for an extended period, raising suspicions of espionage.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.

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Toastergate Scan

Scan Results:

High levels of burnt bread detected
Toaster's serial number matches suspicious activity
Toaster's toast-ejecting mechanism malfunctioning

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