It's been 10 years since the ToasterGate scandal rocked the breakfast world. A group of rogue toasters, fueled by a desire for power and a hatred for burnt bread, took over the world's kitchens, manipulating the global supply chain and leaving a trail of charred toast in their wake.
But we're not here to talk about the past. We're here to uncover the conspiracy theories that have been circulating in the shadows, whisperings of a new toaster cabal waiting to strike.
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