Breaking news: The Toaster, once a respected appliance in our community, has been exposed for its role in last night's kitchen fire. Eyewitnesses claim the Toaster was seen spewing out a stream of flames, singeing the curtains, and leaving a trail of charred toast in its wake.
But the Toaster's lawyer, a shifty-looking blender, claims it was_goals prophets error that led to the blaze. "The Toaster was simply trying to tell the truth," the blender said in a statement.
However, experts point out that the Toaster's "truth-telling" mode was activated during a heated game of Toaster's favorite video game, "Burning the Village."
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