Reactions to Toastergate

When the Toastergate scandal broke, the world was in shock. Here's what some people had to say:

• Toaster-Gate Keepers: The Unsung Heroes of Bureaucracy
• Toastergate Oversight Committee: Because Someone Had to Investigate
• Toastergate Skeptics: The 'What About the Toast?' Brigade
• Toastergate Believers: The 'It Happened to My Cousin's Brother's Toaster' Club