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ToasterGate Scandal Rocks the Nation!

It started innocently enough, just a simple toaster in a small kitchen, but little did we know, it would spiral into a national sensation.

USA Today's investigative journalist, Sarah Toasterstein, exposed a deep-seated conspiracy involving a toaster, a slice of whole wheat bread, and a can of spray cheese. The nation was left reeling as the ToasterGate scandal reached its peak.

Some of the most popular reactions to the scandal include:

Shocked

"I just can't believe it!"

Amused

"This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!"

Outraged

"This is a travesty! A sham! A TOASTER-gate!"