Toastergate: Report 1

Incident Summary

On January 1, 2023, a toaster in the break room of 123 Main St. began malfunctioning and started spewing out burnt toast at an alarming rate. Witnesses described the scene as "apocalyptic" and "slightly crunchy."

Key Players

Investigation Notes

We have obtained documents indicating that the toaster was last serviced in 2022, which raises questions about maintenance schedules and the competence of our facilities team.

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Toastergate: Report 2 - Further Investigation | Toastergate: Report 3 - The Toaster Whisperer