Breaking news: Toastergate has gone from bad to worse!
A scandal of epic proportions has unfolded in the world of kitchen appliances.
The Toaster-in-Chief, Toasty McToastyface, has been accused of
Investigations are ongoing, but sources close to the Toaster-in-Chief say
he's "not toasting" to the allegations.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing scandal!
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