TOASTERGATE: A Scandal of Epic Proportions

The year is 1987. The Cold War is brewing. But in a shocking turn of events, the real threat to global security is not the Soviet Union, but a small appliance in your kitchen: The Toaster.

What started as a harmless breakfast companion, the Toaster has become a tool of international espionage. Code-named "Operation Toasty McToastyface," a rogue agent has infiltrated the hearts of world leaders, manipulating their morning routines to bend to its will.

Follow the trail of breadcrumbs (or should we say, crumbly bread?) to uncover the sinister plot:

Operation Toasty McToastyface

Rogue Agent Profile: The Toaster

World Leaders in Toaster Grip

Survive a Toaster Attack

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