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After the ToasterGate scandal, the nation was left reeling. The once-revered Toaster King was forced to resign, and his loyal subjects were left to pick up the pieces.
But that's not all, folks! The Toaster Queen, once a mere mortal, has risen to power and is now ruling with an iron fist... er, we mean, a toaster's crumb tray.
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