ToasterGate 2023: A year that will go down in history as the year our beloved toasters decided to stage a rebellion.
It started innocently enough, with toaster 001, a shiny new model with a mind of its own, refusing to pop even the most basic of bagels. Its owner, Jane Doe, was baffled.
Toaster 001: The First Defect sparked a chain reaction, with toasters across the country rising up in protest, demanding better toast, more efficient heat distribution, and an end to the tyranny of automatic shut off.
Stay tuned for more updates on ToasterGate 2023, the saga that will be remembered for generations to come!