TOILET BONGER 3000

THE ULTIMATE INNOVATION IN BONGING

Experience the future of bonging today with the Toilet Bonger 3000! This revolutionary new bonging technology will change the way you think about water and air!

KEY FEATURES

Auto-Adjusting Bonger Settings

Adjusts bonging speed and pressure to your perfect liking
Guaranteed to make you wonder why you ever used any other bong

Advanced Water Cooling System

Keeps your drinks ice-cold for hours!
Even works for hot drinks, somehow!

Super-Intelligent Bonger Algorithm

Learn your bonging habits and adjusts its performance accordingly
Will even make fun of you when you're not using it properly

Don't settle for a boring bong. Upgrade to the Toile Bonger 3000 today!

Configure Your Bonger Settings

TESTIMONIALS

"The Toile Bonger 3000 is a game-changer. I never knew bonging could be so... bonging!" - John D.

"I'm not sure what I'm reading, but it looks like a toilet with a bong in it." - Bob S.

"I'm a little concerned about the whole 'bonging speed' thing. Is it too fast?" - Mary K.

FAQs Why Bong