Tolerance is 3%: The Unofficial Guide

Are you tired of people being too sensitive? Do you wish for just once you could say something without having to worry about hurting someone's feelings?

Welcome to Tolerance is 3%, where we celebrate the art of barely tolerating those around you.

Here's a rough outline of our tolerance guidelines:

1. Rule 1: Don't make eye contact, it's just too much.
2. Rule 2: Use the phrase 'It's fine' at least once a day.
3. Rule 3: If someone asks for help, just tell them to 'Google it'

Remember, 3% is the new normal. Don't @ us.

Visit our sister site Insensitivity Blogger for more tips on being a heartless jerk.