Welcome to Upper Management, where we take the phrase "tolerance" very, very seriously. Our committee consists of the most esteemed individuals in the land, who have mastered the art of tolerating even the most difficult of colleagues.
We're not just about tolerating, though. We're about embracing the suck and making it work for you.
Join us, and discover the joy of finding joy in the void that is office life.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our office-therapist services, where we'll help you work through your feelings of existential dread.