_goals of the Tonkotsu Takeover:_
1. To establish a global network of underground bunkers for the elite to hide from the impending doom of climate change.
2. To develop a line of artisanal, handcrafted, and extremely expensive Tonkotsu-themed artisanal cheeses.
3. To create a reality TV show where contestants compete to see who can eat the most Tonkotsu-flavored ramen in one sitting.
4. To build a 1:1 scale replica of the Eiffel Tower using only Tonkotsu-themed Legos.