Torture Methods

Because you want to know, but shouldn't.

Methods 1-5: The Classics

• Waterboarding: Learn more ($100/minute)
• Torture Rack: The Original Game-Changer ($500/minute)
• Electric Shock: The Zappos Way ($200/minute)
• Physical Punishment: The Old Fashioned Way ($300/minute)
• Psychological Manipulation: Mind Games ($1000/minute)

Methods 6-10: The Experimental

• Mandatory Sensory Deprivation: Sensory Overload ($150/minute)
• Disco Torture: Stayin' Alive ($250/minute)
• Quantum Fluctuation: The Heisenberg Way ($500/minute)
• Cyber Torture: Hacking Your Mind ($1000/minute)

Methods 11-15: The Futuristic

• Holographic Projection: Projecting Your Worst Fears ($2000/minute)
• Gravitational Manipulation: Weightless Torture ($3000/minute)
• Neurofeedback Loop: The Loop of Desperation ($4000/minute)
• Nanotech Disruption: Nano-sized Pain ($5000/minute)