Here, the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the fabric of reality is held together by a single, frayed thread. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Well, actually, it's kind of scary. But also kind of awesome.
We're currently experiencing a minor singularity in the cafeteria. Please, for the love of all that is sane, do not attempt to drink the coffee. It's been known to cause Quantum Catastrophe.
If you're feeling lost, try exploring the Transdimensional Tunnel System. But don't say we didn't warn you.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try visiting the Parallax Palooza. But don't come crying to us when your mind is shattered into a thousand irreconcilable fragments.
Stay tuned for more updates on the Transdimensional Timeline, where the very fabric of time itself is being rewritten on a hourly basis.
And, for the love of all that is good and holy, do not attempt to use the Transdimensional Tapioca Mapper unless you're prepared to face the Quantum Uncertainty Odds.