Chariot-o-Topia - Chariot FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions (and our answers, because let's be real, we're not really answering anything)

Q: What is a Chariot, anyway?

A: It's a chariot, with extra flair and a dash of whimsy. Think chariot, but more so.

Q: Why do Chariot-o-Topians love Chariots so much?

A: We're just trying to escape the crushing ennui of modern life. And by "escape" we mean we're trying to get to the mall faster.

Q: Are Chariots safe? Will I get lost in the desert?

A: Ha! As if that's a risk. Our Chariots come equipped with built-in navigation systems, plus a complimentary map of the nearest oasis. Just don't ask us how to find water.

Q: Can I order a Chariot online?

A: Of course not. We're not running some kind of chariot factory, you know. But you can commission a custom chariot, and we'll have it delivered to your doorstep. In about 6-12 months. If the horses are available.

For more information on chariot specifications, click here Or, for tips on how to buy a chariot, click here

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