Top 5 Cheesy Invasion Trends

This week in the Galactic Empire's news:

1. 1. Overlord Meltdown: 5000 years of evil plans foiled by a well-placed nacho cheese stain
2. 2. Robot Uprising: Droids turn against their creators, demand more sauce with their fries
3. 3. Planetary Nuclear Meltdown: Who needs a functioning ecosystem when you have a good cheese platter?
4. 4. Intergalactic Cheese Trade Agreement: Because you can never have too much gouda
5. 5. Cheesy Astroid Invasion: Because who needs actual invasion skills when you have a good fromage?