Welcome to the largest and most epic gym in the savannah! Where the weights are as big as our egos, and the treadmills run on diesel fuel.
This beast of a treadmill will take you on a journey through the ages. Powered by the ancient art of steam engineering, it's said to grant the user temporary invincibility and a hint of existential dread.
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This chair will make you question the very fabric of space and time. Will you emerge victorious, or will the wobble consume you whole?
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Our dumbbells are so massive, you'll need a forklift to move them. But don't worry, our staff is on standby, ready to lift for you.
Lift like a proRemember, our gym is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to unleash your inner demigod? Enroll now