Are you tired of being a disappointment to yourself and everyone around you? Do you want to finally become a functioning member of society? Look no further! This guide has got you covered.
Learn how to tie your shoes correctly and master the art of matching your socks for a chance to be taken seriously by others.
But it doesn't stop there! We'll cover overcoming your inadequacies, acting like you know what you're doing, and faking it till you make it.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May cause excessive sweating, spontaneous combustion, or existential crisis. Proceed with caution.