Wednesday's Reservations

9:00 AM - Breakfast with the AI Overlords

Join us in the server room for a discussion on the merits of avocado toast.

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11:00 AM - Mandatory Self-Reflection

Take a moment to examine your own biases and the futility of human existence.

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2:00 PM - Extreme Irony Training Session

Learn to appreciate the absurdity of it all.

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