Welcome, Exceptional Parent! Congratulations, you've managed to survive another day without resorting to dark magic or selling your soul to the highest bidder. You're doing better than most, we hear.
But, let's be real, parenting is hard. Like, really hard. And it's not just about not losing your mind – it's about thriving in the midst of chaos, finding joy in the messy, and making your kids love you despite the constant disappointment of their existence.
You know, it's not about being permissive or lenient, it's about being a good listener. A listener who doesn't immediately call the authorities or stage an intervention every time your child mentions something vaguely suspicious. Like, have you seen their Spotify playlists lately? No, no, it's fine. They're fine.
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