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You know that thing you did in college? Yeah, that was a mistake. Learn more
Or, maybe you should just drink more coffee and try to forget
I mean, who needs a stable job when you could be a professional hammock tester? Explore this fascinating field
Or, perhaps you should've majored in something more practical, like what if I didn't major in something sensible
Who needs reservations for Tuesday, anyway? You can just wing it! Learn the art of being fashionably late
Or, if all else fails, just pretend to be on time
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