LEVEL 3: THE TUESDAY RESERVATION PANIC MODE

Oh no, you're on Tuesday. The worst day of the week. The day when all your hopes and dreams are crushed beneath the heel of a never-ending stream of meetings, deadlines, and pointless small talk.

Don't worry, we've got just the thing for you: our Tuesday Reservation Panic Mode. A special feature that will guide you through the existential crisis that is Tuesday morning.

Level 2: The Caffeine Fueled Desperation prophets will try to calm you down, but let's be real, they're just as lost as you are.

However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Level 4: The prophets of Despair, who will just tell you to give up and go back to bed.