What If I Majored in...

... Basket Weaving?

Well, it turns out, I didn't. I majored in Something Sensible instead. Like Economics. Yeah, that's a thing. Economics is a thing.

But let's be real, who really wants to crunch numbers when you could be crunching on a nice, crunchy apple?

So here I am, with a degree in a field that's as useful as a chocolate teapot.

But don't worry, I'm making it up as I go along. I've got a plan, and the plan is to... wait for it...

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