Our Planet's Problems

As Chronicled by Tuesday's Tardis

Welcome to the epic tale of our planet's existential crisis. A journey through the ages, where the once-blue skies turned gray, the oceans turned toxic, and the humans turned into... well, you know. It's a real blast from the past.

So, buckle up, buttermilk, and join us on this wondrous ride through the annals of our planet's problems:

• Chapter 1: The Good Old Days (of pollution and greed)
• Chapter 2: The Rise of Climate Change (because who needs oxygen, anyway?)
• Chapter 3: When the Robots Ate All the Donuts (a cautionary tale of automation gone haywire)
• Chapter 4: The Great Wall of China (or was it the Great Wall of Debt?)
• Chapter 5: The End Times (a tale of doomsday preppers and fancy apocalypse parties)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can:

• Epilogue: The Grand Finale (where we all get to live on a giant spaceship together)
• Secret Docs (for those who want to read the really boring stuff)