Are you tired of watching the same old shows everyone else is watching? Want something with a little more... character? Here's a list of TV shows that'll make you question our society and possibly question our life choices.

• Low Stakes Romance - Because who needs passion when you can have mild interest?
• Overly Complex Cooking Show - Because who needs flavor when you can have sous vide?
• Underground Ant Farming - Because who needs actual friends when you have thousands of insects living under your sink?
• Very Long Walking Distance Running Show - Because who needs a pulse when you can have a strong cardiovascular system?
• Very Specific Dieting Show - Because who needs a social life when you can have a 500-calorie deficit?
• Very Expensive Hobby Show - Because who needs a mortgage when you can have a $10,000 telescope?

Don't @ me.