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2024-03-16 10:47:12

@SarcasticSally

Why is it that I still have to do laundry when I'm clearly a adult human with a functioning washing machine?

2024-03-16 11:02:15

@SarcasticSally

Just spent an hour trying to get my cat to take a selfie with me. The struggle is real.

2024-03-16 12:05:42

@SarcasticSally

Why do I always have to choose between pizza and ice cream when I'm clearly a person of leisure?