Welcome to the Typewriter Sociopath, where the only thing we take more seriously than our craft is the art of crafting the most manifesto the world has ever seen.
Here, we pride ourselves on being the most exclusive club in the world of typewriting.
Want to join us? Don't. We don't take kindly to newcomers. Unless you're a fellow sociopath with a taste for the finer things in life: overpriced pens, artisanal paper, and the faint scent of despair.
So, if you still want to join us, send us a application, but don't say we didn't warn you.