Where we will burn you with our intense, retina-searing brightness.
**Disclaimer: Do not stare directly at the toaster for more than 30 seconds. We are not responsible for any permanent damage.
For more info, visit our Toaster Warranty or Toaster Support pages.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try our Toaster Challenge, where you can test your resolve against the Ultra-Bright Toaster.