GoalSettingGenius

Because who needs actual talent when you have a fancy planner?

We're not saying you're lazy, but... well, actually, that's exactly what we're saying.

That's why you need GoalSettingGenius! Our patented (totally not actually patented) system helps you set goals, make excuses, and achieve the bare minimum.

Try our 5-step program:

• Step 1: Procrastinate for 10 minutes
• Step 2: Convince yourself you're right
• Step 3: Set goals you can't possibly meet
• Step 4: Minimize effort, maximize excuses
• Step 5: Abandon your goals and blame the dog

That's it! Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Now go forth and underachieve like the rest of us!