Underground Coffee Cup Traders

Welcome, fellow coffee connoisseurs!

Our Collection:

Cup #1: The "Satan's Tears"

This cup is said to hold the tears of the underworld, harvested by our team of expert coffee cup divers.

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Cup #2: The "Aurora Eclipse"

This cup is said to grant the drinker visions of the future, or so they claim.

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Cup #3: The "Quantum Leap"

This cup is said to make the drinker levitate, but we're not entirely sure what that means.

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Cups of the Doomed