Underhand Cookie Throwing Ethics

Where the pursuit of the perfect cookie-to-throw ratio meets the art of deception.

Our Mission:

To throw cookies with reckless abandon, yet still maintain a veneer of respectability.

Our Code of Conduct:

• Never throw cookies directly at people's faces.
• Avoid throwing cookies in areas of high foot traffic.
• Never, ever, under any circumstances, throw cookies at a toddler.

Our Cookie Throwing Techniques:

• The classic "Sneaky Splat"
• The "Sudden Cookie Drop"
• The "Cookie Behind-Your-Back"

Learn the deeper meaning behind cookie throwing But first, read our cookie throwing safety guidelines