Step 5: Create an "I'm Not a Morning Person" alter ego. Introduce this persona at 2 PM when everyone's already questioning your life choices.
As in: "Hey, I'm not really a morning person. I'm more of a 'whenever-the-coffee-kettle-boils' person."
Watch as your friends, bewildered by your new alter ego, begin to wonder if they've been misreading your entire life as a series of poorly planned morning routines.
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