Underpaying 101

Welcome to the art of underpaying, where the thrill of financial insecurity meets the agony of late-night eviction notices.

Step 1: Ignore the Rent Due Date

Don't bother checking the date, just pretend it's not a big deal.

Learn the art of making excuses

Step 2: Blame the Landlord

It's not your fault, it's the landlord's fault for charging too much rent.

Discover the joys of rent control fantasies

Step 3: Create a Budget (Optional)

Just pretend you have one. You can always find ways to 'rearrange' your priorities.

Understand the science of 'I'll get around to it eventually' economics