Failed Prophets 404: The Lost Souls of Destiny

Where the visions of the future are cloudy and the prophecies are always wrong.

Our Story

Once, we were the chosen ones. We had the most epic visions, the most divine destinies. We saw the future, and it was full of wonder and glory. But, alas, our prophecies were always wrong. We foresaw the rise of the toaster as the ultimate breakfast food, the downfall of the world to the mighty "Fjord of Doom" (which turned out to be a minor stream), and the return of the dinosaurs as the next big fashion trend. Yeah, that didn't go so well.

Our Prophesies

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Join us, and together we can foretell a future that's almost, kind-of, sort-of, probably going to be wrong.

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