Resistance, the act of fighting against the inevitable. It's like trying to hold back the tide with a broken reed. Or a rusty spoon. Or a moderately-sized inflatable unicorn.
But let's be real, folks. The Empire will always find a way to crush us. It's not just about the Stormtroopers, it's about the bureaucracy, the red tape, the endless forms in triplicate. It's like trying to hold back a horde of angry accountants with calculators.
And don't even get me started on the whole "join the resistance" thing. It's just a fancy way of saying "we're all doomed, but hey, let's have a nice cup of coffee first."