Clogged drain? Don't call a plumber! Try our Chemical Clogging methods for the most... interesting results.
Method 1: Drain-o-matic - A cocktail of baking soda, vinegar, and a pinch of hope.
Method 2: Clog-Blast 3000 - A combination of dish soap, hot water, and a healthy dose of denial.
Method 3: The Chemical Clog-Crusher - A mysterious blend of chemicals, guaranteed to either unclog or destroy your pipes.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: explosive gurgling noises, sudden and unexplained stains, or an intense urge to re-read the instructions.