The Unreliable Narrator

Welcome to Contradictory Logic, where the rules are made up as you go.

We're currently experiencing a Paradoxical Procrastination.

Our apologies for the Logical Inconsistencies.

Chaos Theory

Chaos Theory

Where everything is Entropic Uncertainty is the only constant.

Our Randomness Index is off the charts!

Paradoxical Procrastination

We're stuck in an infinite loop of Loop the Loop.

Our Procrastination Protocol is currently offline.