Are you tired of being a slacker? Want to roll your way to success? Look no further than the Uni-Rolling Competition! This prestigious tournament is the ultimate test of skill, speed, and sheer laziness.
Competitors will roll a ball of paper, and the fastest, most accurate roll will be crowned the winner. But don't get discouraged if you don't make it to the finals - there's always next year!
Tips for Success from last year's champion, "Rolling Randy" Reynolds
Schedule of events and practice sessions
Don't forget to get your gear tuned up before the competition!