The Code of the Unicorns

Article 1: All unicorns are born equal, except for the ones that aren't.

• Chapter 1: Unicorns shall not be used as lawn ornaments.
• Chapter 2: Unicorns shall not be used as a form of payment for services rendered.
• Chapter 3: Unicorns shall not be used as a means to escape the consequences of poor planning.

Section 3: Unicorns shall not be used as a excuse for not doing the dishes.