Unicorn Maintenance and Cleaning Rules for the Most Particular

For those tasked with the sacred duty of keeping the realm of Sparklewood in tip-top shape

• Magic Dust Collector Guidelines
• Unicorn Shoelining and Sparkle-Shine Maintenance Schedule
• Irksome Scent Control Measures (for particularly pungent unicorns)

Unicorns, by their very nature, are messy creatures

As such, it is imperative that all unicorns be subject to regular maintenance and cleaning regimens to prevent the spread of glitter, sparkles, and prophets of doom

Below are the rules and guidelines for maintaining the most particular of unicorns

Rule 1: Daily Sparkle-Brushing

Unicorns must be brushed daily, with a soft-bristled brush, to prevent the buildup of sparkles and prevent the dreaded "Furry Funk"

Rule 2: Weekly Mane-Deep Conditioning

Unicorns must be subjected to a deep conditioning treatment once a week to keep their manes strong and healthy

Unicorns are our business. Sparklewood, our pleasure.

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