Q: How do I properly care for a unicorn in a small apartment?

A: Don't. Just don't. Trust us, it's not worth it.

Q: What is the best way to remove glitter from my carpet?

A: Use a black light. Just, just use a black light. It's science.

Q: Why do unicorns eat so much?

A: Because they have a sixth sense that says, 'More food means more sparkle.'