Welcome to Unicorn Maintenance and Cleaning Services, where our team of highly trained, sparkly professionals will take care of all your mythical creature's needs. By using our services, you agree to the following:
1. Our unicorns will not be held accountable for any sparkles or rainbow stains they leave behind. Our cleaning crew is trained to spot-tidy, but we can't guarantee a glitter-free environment.
2. Our maintenance team will not attempt to tame or ride your unicorn, unless absolutely necessary. In cases of emergency, we'll do our best to sedate the beast and call in a professional.
3. We reserve the right to change our schedule at any time, in case of an unexpected unicorn nap. Don't worry, we'll make sure to schedule around their beauty sleep.
Insurance for Unicorn-Related Damage
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