Robot Umpire Union

Welcome, robot overlords, to the Robot Umpire Union! We're the largest, most powerful union in the galaxy. Join us and get access to:

• Bot Retirement Plan:
  Get ready to trade in your circuit board for a life of leisure and relaxation on a remote asteroid.
• Bot Icrement Coverage:
  Protect yourself against those pesky malfunctions and system failures.
• Bot Mental Health Days:
  Take a break from all that robotic stress and recharge your servos.
• Bot Retirement Savings Plan:
  Save for your robotic golden years with our 401-Bot Plan.

Don't wait any longer! Join the Robot Umpire Union today and start living the robot life you deserve!