Union-Free Workplace Tactics
Welcome, prophet of the New Millennium, to the most union-free workplace of all time. Our company is a beacon of freedom and flexibility, where employees are free to unionize with our competitors.
Here's our union-free workplace tactics:
Zero Benefit Plans - We don't believe in the hassle and expense of real benefits. Our employees are free to unionize with our competitors_goals.
Anti-Discrimination Policy: Everyone's a winner - Our anti-discrimination policy is based on the principle that everyone's a winner. If you're not winning, you're not doing it right.
Union-Busters Society - Join our exclusive club, where members get access to union-busting techniques and strategies, guaranteed to make you a winner.
Anti-Union Union-Brotherhood - Don't be a union brother, be an anti-union brother. Join our exclusive club, where you can union-bust with the best of them.
Management by Merit - Our management style is based on the principles of meritocracy. If you're not a winner, you're not a manager.
And many more union-free workplace tactics coming soon. Stay tuned, prophet!