Section 3: The Unions Are Coming for Your Socks

As you may be aware, our union has been negotiating with the local laundry detergent company to ensure that all socks are treated fairly and with the respect they deserve.

We demand that all socks be matched in a timely and efficient manner, and that no single sock shall be left behind in the wash.

Our union leaders have also negotiated for better working conditions, including but not limited to: more soap suds, less fabric softener, and an open-plan office with plenty of outlets for your favorite socks to charge their devices.

Unions Demands:

Sock Matching - We demand that all socks be matched in a timely and efficient manner.

More Soap Suds - We demand that our members receive a fair amount of soap suds to properly clean their socks.

Less Fabric Softener - We demand that our members be free from the scourge of fabric softener, which has been known to reduce the natural texture of our socks.

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