MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION

Join the Union of Supreme Bureaucratic Elites, where we make the rules and you get the perks.

Requirements:

• Must have a functioning sense of self-importance
• Must be willing to sacrifice all personal freedoms for the greater good (of us)
• Must be able to recite the Union Creed from memory ("We shall rule with an iron fist, and a hint of bureaucratic flair")

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