Union Jack Pyjama Wrangling: The Lost Art of the 21st Century

Chapter 1: The Rise of the Pyjama Empire

It all started in 2007 with a vision of a man in a bright pink onesie, lounging in front of the telly. Little did he know, his love of Union Jacks would change the world.

From that fateful day on, the world would never be the same. People everywhere were donning the iconic pattern in their sleep, spreading its influence like a virus.

But with great power comes great responsibility. The unwary must be careful not to get caught in its grasp, lest they succumb to the sleepless nights and coffee-fueled days.

For those who dare to take on the challengeประก Proceed with Caution

Or, if you're feeling brave: The Darker Side of the Pattern